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鳳姐現身哥倫比亞大學徵婚 傳單堪比改錯題
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鳳姐現身紐約哥倫比亞大學徵婚

滬江英語近日,紐約哥倫比亞大學中國學子冒死偷拍到鳳姐在校門口散發徵婚傳單,哥大的男同學趕緊收拾細軟逃吧。

下面是鳳姐徵婚啟事的全部內容,各種錯誤什麼的,真的是更能凸顯鳳姐的“不同之處”吶!快來看看你符合這些要求不?有興趣的同學可以試試找找鳳姐這篇徵婚傳單裏到底有多少錯誤哦!

I'm looking for a Husband now, I am the hottest star from China. my name is luoyufeng(羅玉鳳), chinese call me fengjie(鳳姐), born 1985. I want my Husband very Interested in political and Economic, he would like to Dominate the world。

I want my Husband like this:

1. he must Between 25 to 31 years old。

2. he will Between 5.74 feet to 6.11 feet height。

3. he must never get married, no children。

4. he will graduated from a prestigious world, like Harvard, Yale, MIT, west point, Standford, Oxon and so so。

5. He must has a master's degree。

6. he can't been an Asian。

7. he would better have a house and a car。

I'm born in a poor family in chongqing. when 16, I come to a Inexpensive Normal school which I never liked. I read a lot of books Between 9 to 20. I'm Expert in Poetry and prose. in 2006 when I'm 21, I became a Language teacher. in 2008 when I'm 23, I resigned and come to shanghai for a better future. but I can't get a good job there. there was no way to get more income except publicize myself. so I became the hottest star in china in 2010 when I'm 25. I came to the USA in the same year. Since there is over 300,000 chinese man asked marry me, but none of them suitable。

傳單堪比改錯題

Notice:

1. I'm only 4.82 feet height, but I used to wear a High-heeled shoes. so I always looked like 5.08 feet。

2. I'm from china which country control Family planning as their basal policy. I will Follow it, so I only want 2 children if get married。

E-mail: shanghailuoyufeng@163.com

Mobile phone: 646-220-8171

MSN: shanghailuoyufeng@163.com

Facebook: shanghailuoyufeng@163.com

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